BREAKING NEWS:
CRIME WAVE STRIKES
TONIGHT IN BETHESDA
This is happening literally as I type this... Like everyone else in the neighborhood, I'm now awake. It's going on 2 A.M., and dozens of police cars have been tearing up the main roads nearby. Now the Maryland State Police helicopter is flying over the neighborhood, searching for a criminal on the loose. What is going on? The non-emergency dispatcher of the Montgomery County Police refuses to disclose any details. That is a change from the past. The citizens have a right to know what's going on.
All that's known is that something has happened in the vicinity, and there is at least one dangerous criminal at large around here.
You won't read about this in the Post or Gazette in the morning... only here on www.RobertDyer.net where I will post more information when it is available.
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