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Wednesday, April 29, 2015

2 downtown Bethesda assaults, car stolen in Spring Hill, Apple Store theft + more - Bethesda crime update

Here's a roundup of crimes reported across Bethesda on April 26, according to crime data:

Assault. 7700 block Woodmont Avenue at 2:43 AM.

Assault. 4700 block Montgomery Lane at 1:13 AM.

Stolen car. 5300 block Falmouth Road at 10:24 AM (Spring Hill).

Theft. 7200 block Wisconsin Avenue.

Theft. Bethesda Row Apple Store at 5:02 PM.

Vehicle burglary. 5100 block Saratoga Avenue (Glen Cove).

Vehicle burglary. 4800 block Bayard Boulevard (Crestview).

Vehicle burglary. 4600 block Western Avenue (Crestview).

Theft. 10900 block Rockville Pike.

Assault. 11800 block Rockville Pike at 11:24 PM.
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16 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:01 AM

    I despise Robert Dyer. When will his madness be quelled?!

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    1. Robert Dyer2:49 PM

      11:01: You must be a criminal who is frustrated about my timely crime reports, which let Bethesda residents know you're out and about in their neighborhood.

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  2. Anonymous3:23 PM

    I hope they arrest Dyer for filing false reports about stories being "stolen".

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    1. Robert Dyer3:27 PM

      If stories are stolen, the writers who copied would be the ones to be penalized, not the journalist they were stolen from.

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  3. Anonymous4:03 PM

    "Flattery will get you everywhere", says Dyer to himself.

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  4. Anonymous7:15 PM

    Dyer is the town fool. One day he will move to VA and the world will be better for it.

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    1. Anonymous9:24 PM

      Robert Dyer is Bethesda at this point.
      In Dyer We Trust.

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  5. Friends of Woodmont Triangle7:33 PM

    Dyer isn't going anywhere. Bethesda and Chevy Chase residents thank him for his stewardship of this blog.

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  6. Anonymous8:32 PM

    I personally hope Dyer never caves in to this bulls#$t on here and quits or leave. I've seen it happen, and I would miss this blog.

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  7. Ellis7:13 AM

    7:15: Bob is a flipping National Treasure, and VA would be better for it but that ain't gonna happen.

    P.S. Bethesda's a city, not a town. Get a grip, Man. The only right thing in that entire comment is the Anonymous bit. I'd hide, too.

    9:24 Damn right. I'm DONE reading "VeggieTales".

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  8. Anonymous7:49 AM

    Someone already tried to run a Bethesda blog from Virginia and failed miserably.

    I doubt Dyer will be moving to VA...lol

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  9. Anonymous8:54 AM

    Bethesda isn't even a city, rather a census designated area.

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  10. Anonymous6:56 AM

    Dyer won't leave Mom's basement. "Maa fix me a sandwich".

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    1. Robert Dyer1:28 PM

      6:56: Sounds like what Hans Riemer shouted to you around lunchtime today. #BringMeCoffee

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    2. Anonymous6:32 PM

      Our MoCo chief innovation officer has drones bring him lunch.

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  11. Anonymous12:09 AM

     "The larvae have no legs but are capable of some minor movement, such as bending their head toward a food source when fed." -Wikipedia, Queen Ant Development


    Robert is a little higher up on the food chain. He can get his own lunch.

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