Here's a roundup of crimes reported across Bethesda on May 16, according to crime data:
Theft. 4800 block Cordell Avenue.
Drug arrest. Pearl Street at Sleaford Road.
Theft. 7200 block Woodmont Avenue.
Vehicle burglary. 6600 block Hillandale Road.
Vehicle burglary. 5600 block River Road.
Theft. 5400 block Wisconsin Avenue.
Theft. 10400 block Grosvenor Place.
Assault. The Cheesecake Factory at Westfield Montgomery Mall.
Sexual assault. 7100 block Democracy Boulevard at 11:19 PM.
"Assault. The Cheesecake Factory at Westfield Montgomery Mall."
ReplyDeleteI hope it was someone punching a waiter there. They are so annoying. Being told that my menu selection is "an excellent choice" is OK for the appetizer, not so much for the entree, every single drink and then the dessert as well.
"Sexual assault. 7100 block Democracy Boulevard at 11:19 PM"
Why is this not listed as "Montgomery Mall"?
6:55: It is not listed as "Montgomery Mall" because there is no indication it occurred on the mall property. The Cheesecake Factory was specifically referred to in the police data, in contrast, I can't ascribe an event to a property unless the police do.
ReplyDeleteAssault with a cheesecake... Is that really a crime? :)
ReplyDeleteI misread Cheesecake Factory as Chuck E. Cheese. Assaults between angry parents are surprisingly common there.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they should merge the two - Chuck E. Cheesecake Factory.