Tuesday, December 06, 2016

New Bethesda Intelligence Community Campus to get Dunkin' Donuts

America's next generation of spies will run on Dunkin'. A source tellls me the nearly-completed "Intelligence Community Campus - Bethesda" is going to get a Dunkin' Donuts shop. It will be open from 6:00 AM - 4:00 PM on weekdays.

Intelligence officials have been understandably coy about exactly which intelligence arms of the government will be operating out of the state-of-the-art site. The Defense Intelligence Agency, the Office of the Director of National Intelligence and the National Intelligence University have previously be confirmed as agencies to be represented on-site. Unconfirmed but rumored is the Central Intelligence Agency, whose headquarters is diagonally directly across the Potomac River from the ICC-B site, which is located on Sangamore Road, across from The Shops at Sumner Place.

8 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:47 AM

    Those poor workers will get stuck shopping at the decrepit Safeway there. I've been there a few times in the past few weeks, and they have run out of milk (!) on a Thursday afternoon. Also poor produce quality, and no self-checkouts so everyone is stuck waiting in the 2-3 lines that are open.

    Did the shopping center own make some requirement that self check-outs aren't allowed? The CVS in the same mall doesn't have them either, and all other CVSes I visit nearby have them.

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    1. 10:47: Yeah, why don't they demolish the other checkout lanes? They're never open.

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  2. Anonymous11:58 AM

    "Diagonally across the map from"

    A more accurate description would be "across the river and due southwest of"

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  3. Anonymous1:43 PM

    Sorry Robbie, your sorry arse will not be invited to sample the goodies, no Snowdenesk ghost allowed on this campus.

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  4. Anonymous7:50 AM

    This would be an incredible question to find out the answer to (self-check outs at the Safeway). Even the checkout clerks want them. I can't stand shopping there because of the lines ALL DAY LONG, yet it's so convenient!

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  5. Anonymous9:17 AM

    I haven't been to the Little Falls Safeway but from the comment above it sounds a lot like the one on Old Georgetown Road. No self-checkout, at most two cashiers open even at peak hours. Crappy operations in general.

    One time I had to wait 15 minutes to pick up a prescription because the pharmacist decided to shop for his own groceries in the middle of his shift.

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  6. Anonymous10:58 AM

    I just don't get it. Does Safeway even care? There are so many other options now -- Giant, TJ's, Harris Teeter, Whole Foods.. aren't they worried their sales are going to the competitors?

    If I was Safeway regional manager, I'd be making huge changes to compete with the other companies out there.

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  7. Anonymous6:29 PM

    I asked Safeway about self checkouts. They said they removed them to "improve customer interaction".

    Huh? How about opening more than 2 registers on weekday evenings? That would help improve interaction a whole lot better!

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