Here's a roundup of crimes reported across Bethesda on August 17, according to crime data:
Theft from vehicle. 7700 block Wisconsin Avenue.
Assault. 4800 block Bethesda Avenue at 3:37 PM (Bethesda Row).
Vehicle burglary. 4800 block Bethesda Avenue.
Vehicle burglary. 7900 block Kentbury Drive (Columbia Forest).
Other sexual offense. 8800 block Spring Valley Road (Chevy Chase Section 9).
Vehicle burglary. McDonald's, 5214 River Road.
Theft. 8500 Gavin Manor Court (Chevy Chase Lake).
Theft. 5400 block Whitley Park Terrace (Whitley Park).
Vehicle burglary. 9200 block Topeka Street (Wyngate).
Drug arrest. Old Georgetown Road at Tuckerman Lane.
Assault. 7100 block Democracy Boulevard at 5:50 PM.
Theft. Macy's at Westfield Montgomery Mall.
Assault. 11900 block Maple Avenue at 10:23 AM (Pike District).
So did he or they literally do it on Spring Valley Road?
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