The sign is up at Hotworx at 4830 Rugby Avenue in Bethesda. Last night, it was already lit. A 24-hour virtual instruction "infrared sauna workout" facility, Hotworx combines heat, infrared energy, and exercise. Operating hours of the gym itself will be 11:00 AM to 8:00 PM Monday through Thursday, 9:00 AM to 6:00 PM on Fridays, and 11:00 AM to 4:00 PM on Saturdays. Closed Sundays, like Chick-fil-A.
Has RFK Jr. endorsed this business?
ReplyDelete"Closed Sundays, like Chick-fil-A." Chick-fil-A closes for religious observance, is that why this place is closed?
ReplyDeleteHow is it a 24 hour studio if it isn’t open 24 hours?
ReplyDeleteClassic Steven Wright joke: I went to a convenience store the other night. It had a sign reading, "Open 24 Hours." The manager was locking the place up. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours!" He said, "Yeah, but not in a row."
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