THE DC AREA'S BEST FIREWORKS DISPLAY IS IN... BETHESDA - IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO!

Pity your friends who are going to stuff themselves into Metro subway cars like sardines for a lackluster fireworks display on the Mall Wednesday night.

Fortunately, you are a smart person who reads this blog, and you're about to be let in on another of the many secrets of Bethesda:  Fireworks at the Kenwood Club on River Road.

For the last decade or so, smart, wealthy and frugal residents of neighborhoods near "The Club" have followed a simple formula to wow friends and co-workers, while saving a lot of money in the process:  Find out when the Kenwood fireworks are.  Go to Giant or Whole Foods for grilling, All-American and/or pretentious food items, add a stop at Talbert's or the county liquor emporium in the Westwood Shopping Center if it's an adults-only celebration, and invite guests.

Finally, at about 9:15 PM, stand by for a loud and impressive fireworks display, that beats just about any other display in the area.

Some of these parties are held in backyards near the club.  Some are held in apartments whose occupants are lucky enough to face the direction of the Kenwood Club, either on higher floors in downtown Bethesda, or better yet, in Westwood Tower or Park Bethesda on Westbard Avenue, or in the aptly-named condos of The Kenwood.

But what if you aren't part of the landed class?  Do what so many in Bethesda do so well - fake it!

Park in a nearby parking lot.  The most popular, with the best view, is at the church right across River Road from the club.  Many families walk there to get a better view.  Just remember, if you bring small kids, the fireworks are L-O-U-D and you may want to pack earplugs.

This year's display will be on July 4th, the first time I can recall that happening in the history of Kenwood.

No long drives.  No overpriced Metro fare.  High-quality, professional Fourth of July fireworks in Bethesda.  It's like being a tycoon and having your own fireworks display!

You're welcome!