Impeccable timing by developer Donohoe: The same moment famous 1970s doorman Ralph Hart (a.k.a. Ned Wertimer) has passed, the VIP waiting list for prospective residents of That 70s Building in Bethesda (a.k.a. The Gallery at Bethesda) has opened.
The Jeffersons actor would have felt right at home in the mellow 70s styling of this future, luxury tower between Auburn and Del Ray Avenues in Old Town Bethesda. Currently, the project is in the early stages of construction.
Even if you don't share my appreciation for all things 70s - including 1970s architecture, of which The Gallery is a surprisingly groovy example - you may still be impressed by its 18th floor rooftop pool, and an amenity list that surpasses all buildings but The Darcy (currently under construction at Bethesda Row across town):
*Show-off your style with your beautifully appointed apartment home
*Access your inner chef in culinary kitchens with stainless steel appliances, stone countertops and custom cabinetry
*Breathe easily in Bethesda's first smoke-free apartment residence
*Kick back in the cyber lounge and coffee lounge
*Zip through work in the high-tech business center
*Keep fit in the sports-club style fitness center
*Invite your friends to the rooftop club suite perfect for get-togethers
*Luxuriate at the rooftop pool with incomparable views and outdoor kitchen area
*Spoil your pet with our dog walk and dog washing station
*Head downstairs to onsite retail
*Walk to dozens of unique restaurants and stores
Donohoe says The Gallery will be the tallest building in Bethesda, but the Capital One building is 19 stories. Hmm.
One question I have: can I get discount parking if driving a brown Plymouth Fury with whitewall tires?
When That 70s Building opens, it will be like that decade, without the gas lines, Billy beer and Bee Gees.
And, sadly, without Ralph the Doorman. May he finally collect that tip from Mr. Jefferson.
