GOSSIP GIRL-INSPIRED TRUNK SHOW TODAY AT URBAN CHIC BETHESDA ROW

Ladies, do you dream of owning Blair Waldorf's entire wardrobe?

Urban Chic at Bethesda Row wants to remind you that wardrobe is not complete without her famous hairbands.  And today from 10 AM until 8 PM, Urban Chic is bringing a line of Blair Waldorf-inspired hairbands and accessories direct from Manhattan to Bethesda Row.

You'll also meet the line's designer in-person, and enjoy free champagne and a dessert bar.  Champagne and desserts at 10 AM - you can't beat that. Oh, wait, you can:  you're also going to get 20% off your purchase today.

Blair Waldorfs of Bethesda:  Tell Jeeves to bring the car around, and speed directly to Bethesda Row.

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Another www.RobertDyer.net Exclusive!!

We know that the Washington Post is running low on original ideas (and pages per copy!). But now they've resorted to reprinting material from other newspapers the next day.

Tuesday's USA Today Life section had a chart comparing Gossip Girl with new reality show NYC Prep.

24 hours later, the Post printed a similar comparison chart, with some of the same categories, and even some of the same quotes from the program NYC Prep.

The Post gave the byline to its self-described "Gossip Girl correspondent" Emily Yahr. (Let's get this straight: The Post has fired all of its copy editors [or at least it seems that way from all the errors printed each day], many editors, and apparently cannot afford to hire a reporter who will cover the full spectrum of opinions and political developments in Montgomery County... ...and yet it can afford to employ a "Gossip Girl correspondent?").

I guess reprinting features from USA Today is what that Post editor meant when he told me they want only "fresh content" for their newspaper.

TTYL