Friday, December 11, 2009
2009 Holiday
Gift Guide:
Elected Official,
Planning Board

Another Exclusive!!!

Are you searching for the perfect gift for that developer-beholden politician? Something that registered lobbyists haven't already given him or her?

I have found it for you!

It is the Transformers Decepticon called "Devastator!"

At $109.99, it's not a bargain gift! But bargain gifts won't turn that neighborhood shopping center into a vacant luxury condo building with boutiques on the first floor, will they?

You've got to make an impression, and six construction vehicles which combine to form one gigantic robot will do that!

Let the packaging speak for itself:

"Lights and destruction sounds show his enemies he means business!"

Science City, here we come!

"Nothing will ever be the same."

Goodbye farms and surface parking lots.

"As his Vortex Grinder snaps open and glows with power, all before him quake in fear, knowing the destruction is inevitable!"

Is this a toy box, or the latest brochure on "Smart Growth?"

Devastator is the rare toy that includes batteries!

Farm and 70's strip mall playsets, Rollin Stanley figure, and County Council dais sold separately.

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