TONY STARK AT BETHESDA ROW? (PHOTOS)

Is Tony Stark a client at EuroMotorcars on Bethesda Avenue?

It's impossible to miss this true supercar - the Audi R8 - when walking past the dealership:

ONLY ONE BETHESDA BUSINESS OFFERS THE GIFT OF GODZILLA FOR CHRISTMAS (PHOTO)

Give the gift of Godzilla - as the Nissan GT-R is known - from Chevy Chase Nissan in downtown Bethesda.

The GT-R is the spiritual successor to legendary Japanese sports cars like the last-generation Toyota Supra, and Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4.

All three feature timeless designs that suggest no specific decade -  designs that innovate, rather than ape other classic cars.

Like the VR-4, the GT-R features a twin-turbo V6. But at nearly 3 times the price, the GT-R is a true supercar.  545 horsepower. 0-60 in 2.7 seconds.

With stats like that, the GT-R really will treat vehicular challengers to a Godzilla-style beatdown.

The showroom Christmas tree sets quite a scene, with this GT-R in its most flattering color - black.

BETHESDA NAMED RICHEST TOWN, EUROMOTORCARS CELEBRATES WITH LAMBORGHINI GALLARDO

The same day that Bethesda was officially declared the richest town on the face of the Earth, I found yet another one of my dream cars has rolled into EuroMotorcars.

Una macchina feroce e bella.

This 2005 Lamborghini Gallardo is turning heads at the corner of Arlington Road and Bethesda Avenue, in the dealership's pre-owned lot.

Vital stats: 0-60 MPH in 4.2 seconds, Top speed:  192 MPH

What an appropriate way to celebrate our new ranking as the bling capital of the world.

Floor the accelerator on that V10, and
 no one in the world can catch up to you.

Final thought on Bethesda's victory over every other town in America:

"Only one can be the best." - Bruce Jenner

EuroMUSCLEcars! AMERICAN SUPERCARS INVADE EuroMotorcars AT BETHESDA ROW (PHOTOS)

I couldn't help but notice when three of my dream cars appeared at the corner of Bethesda Avenue and Arlington Road.

"Would you like Freedom Fries with that?"

 But what an ironic scene it is!  Three of the finest pieces of American horsepower cooling their wheels, surrounded by sophisticated European sports and luxury cars at Bethesda's venerable EuroMotorcars.

"Cute spoiler, Porsche."

Which dream car would you pick in this lot?

Sure, not many of us would turn down a 911 (although I'm a 928 and 944 man myself when it comes to Porsches), but it's safe to say the Old World sports cars are outpowered and overmatched by the Viper, Corvette and Challenger - even in the faux-European environs of Bethesda Row.