Wednesday, April 29, 2015

2 downtown Bethesda assaults, car stolen in Spring Hill, Apple Store theft + more - Bethesda crime update

Here's a roundup of crimes reported across Bethesda on April 26, according to crime data:

Assault. 7700 block Woodmont Avenue at 2:43 AM.

Assault. 4700 block Montgomery Lane at 1:13 AM.

Stolen car. 5300 block Falmouth Road at 10:24 AM (Spring Hill).

Theft. 7200 block Wisconsin Avenue.

Theft. Bethesda Row Apple Store at 5:02 PM.

Vehicle burglary. 5100 block Saratoga Avenue (Glen Cove).

Vehicle burglary. 4800 block Bayard Boulevard (Crestview).

Vehicle burglary. 4600 block Western Avenue (Crestview).

Theft. 10900 block Rockville Pike.

Assault. 11800 block Rockville Pike at 11:24 PM.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

I despise Robert Dyer. When will his madness be quelled?!

Robert Dyer said...

11:01: You must be a criminal who is frustrated about my timely crime reports, which let Bethesda residents know you're out and about in their neighborhood.

Anonymous said...

I hope they arrest Dyer for filing false reports about stories being "stolen".

Robert Dyer said...

If stories are stolen, the writers who copied would be the ones to be penalized, not the journalist they were stolen from.

Anonymous said...

"Flattery will get you everywhere", says Dyer to himself.

Steve D. said...

Bethesda's idiot quotient seems to be rising fast.

Anonymous said...

Dyer is the town fool. One day he will move to VA and the world will be better for it.

Friends of Woodmont Triangle said...

Dyer isn't going anywhere. Bethesda and Chevy Chase residents thank him for his stewardship of this blog.

Anonymous said...

I personally hope Dyer never caves in to this bulls#$t on here and quits or leave. I've seen it happen, and I would miss this blog.

Anonymous said...

Robert Dyer is Bethesda at this point.
In Dyer We Trust.

Ellis said...

7:15: Bob is a flipping National Treasure, and VA would be better for it but that ain't gonna happen.

P.S. Bethesda's a city, not a town. Get a grip, Man. The only right thing in that entire comment is the Anonymous bit. I'd hide, too.

9:24 Damn right. I'm DONE reading "VeggieTales".

Anonymous said...

Someone already tried to run a Bethesda blog from Virginia and failed miserably.

I doubt Dyer will be moving to VA...lol

Anonymous said...

Bethesda isn't even a city, rather a census designated area.

Anonymous said...

Dyer won't leave Mom's basement. "Maa fix me a sandwich".

Robert Dyer said...

6:56: Sounds like what Hans Riemer shouted to you around lunchtime today. #BringMeCoffee

Anonymous said...

Our MoCo chief innovation officer has drones bring him lunch.

Anonymous said...

 "The larvae have no legs but are capable of some minor movement, such as bending their head toward a food source when fed." -Wikipedia, Queen Ant Development


Robert is a little higher up on the food chain. He can get his own lunch.