Saturday, December 03, 2016

Santa Claus at American Plant in Bethesda today and Sunday

Want to take the kids to see Santa Claus closer to home, and without the crowds of the mall? Santa will be at American Plant's two locations for the next three weekends.
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Saint Nick will be at their Westbard area location at 5258 River Road today, and on the 10th and 17th as well, from 12:00-2:00 PM.
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He'll take his sleigh up River Road (unknown if the Montgomery County Council will force him to travel at 25 MPH maximum) to American Plant's other location at 7405 River Road (at Burdette Road just east of the Capital Beltway interchange with River) tomorrow, and the 11th and 18th as well. He'll be there from 12:00-2:00 PM.
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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

From 10/04/2015:

Robert Dyer said...
10:22: It's not a costume. It's a giant Creature from the Black Lagoon that was 2 or 3-stories tall at American Plant. Very appropriate for Halloween, in my opinion.

2:27 PM


A rather bizarre illustration for a Santa Clause visitation.

Robert Dyer said...

7:15: It's a picture of American Plant. I realize that as a carpetbagger, you have a hard time recognizing it. Maybe the council can bring you along on their next tourist bus around Westbard.

G. Money said...

7:15: Please stop ruining Dyer's Christmas memories. It's not his fault that the Creature from the Black Lagoon always delivered his presents.

Anonymous said...

Santa can't come down to Mom's Basement. So the Creature from the Black Lagoon has to come up through the cellar floor drain, to deliver Dyer's annual lump of coal.

Anonymous said...

Green leaves on the trees. Dyer can't be bothered to change his stock photos.

#LaziestBloggerEver

Robert Dyer said...

6:28: You never criticized Bethesda Now for scraping photos from Flickr - and now you're criticizing my vast library of original photography of Bethesda?

#DumbestTrollEver

Anonymous said...

Dyer @ 6:34 - Quantity is not quality.

Anonymous said...

@ 7:15 PM - Dyer was hoping his readers would think it was the Grinch.

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool Enquiring Bethesdians!

Anonymous said...

So anyway, here's a picture of the Creature from the Black Lagoon. I'll throw in some Santa emojis to make it more Christmassy

Robert Dyer said...

12:50: Shut up, you moron. My original photography beats Bethesda Now scraping other people's photos from Flickr - and it did - Bethesda Now went out of business, and I'm still going strong you miserable old commie hobo.

Robert Dyer said...

What's more interesting - that 7:29 and 9:07 are the same scruffy bum, or that he'd be out cold if he was punched in the face by "Enquiring Bethesdans?"